Showing posts with label Real Estate. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Real Estate. Show all posts

Saturday, August 04, 2007

The AZ Millionaire Makers

I first heard about Travis Hoover and Mark Saenz via the Nouveau Riche University recruiting meeting I attended back in May. Their absurd, unmistakable vehicle was parked out front. Some days later, on a whim, I figured I'd check out the web page the Humvee was promoting.

If you've read my other posts about NRU and somehow find yourself still on the fence regarding whether or not to "invest" any money in an NRU "education", a cursory inspection of Mark and Travis's page should remove all doubts. One glance at it and my scam detection meter's needle is pegged!

Some of the red flags it raises include

  • Absurd, "too-good-to-be-true" claims
  • The use of phrases like "secret", "wealthy", "rat race", "proven system", etc.
  • The "we were skeptical too" storyline
  • "Proof" consisting of a screenshot of a spreadsheet (!)
  • Invoking the name of Robert Kiyosaki
  • Overuse of bold text and exclamation points
  • Emphasis on lavish materialism
  • Failure to reveal what their "leveraged business" actually is
I'm sure I'd come up with some more if I kept thinking about it.

What the page doesn't tell you was made clear to me on the day I went to the NRU recruiting meeting: Mark and Travis's "leveraged business" is Nouveau Riche University. They want to sell you on NRU so that you'll want to then sell others on NRU, too. It only makes sense.

Given how obviously gung-ho these two are on NRU and its product, I have to conclude that they must both be powerhouse real estate investors, to boot. Don't you think? Why would they sell the product if they didn't believe in it? Soooo... I looked into it.

Travis Hoover

In October 1998 Travis lived in a house in Chandler, which he purchased for $122,305, taking out a $116,180 loan against it. He sold it in October 2003 for $175,900 and, presumably, used the proceeds to buy another house in December of 2003, for $210,173. His first loan was for $168,000, followed several months later by another loan for $43,000.

In April of 2005 Travis took out another $92,000 loan against his house, though it doesn't appear that he used any of it as a down payment on what appears to be his first and only investment property. Purchased in July for $235,000, Travis took out a $188,000 first and a $47,000 second against it. It seems he's now trying to offload this property on someone else. A search of the ARMLS shows an expired listing (MLS # 2408725) with an asking price of $269,900, and a currently active listing (MLS # 2658372) with an asking price of $240,000. This investment appears to be a big loser! I guess Travis only heard of NRU after he bought this place?

Mark Saenz

Mark at least appears to have been an entreprenuer (not counting his current stint as a millionaire maker, I mean). He also apparently has owned more than one investment property. For example, he bought a house with 100% financing in September 2004 for $710,000 and then sold it in February 2005 for $865,000. Sure, this was during the peak of the housing bubble frenzy, so anyone with a pulse was making money in real estate, but $155,000 (less transaction costs) in less than 6 months is nothing to sneeze at.

It seems that Mark has been putting the growing equity in his home (purchased in February/March of 2004 for $152,590) to some use over the past few years. Initially, he had two loans against it - one for $125,272, and the other for $31,318. Then, in August of 2004 he took out another two loans, one for $177,600, the other for $22,200, paying off the original two loans shortly thereafter, leaving roughly $23K in spending cash. Roughly a year later Mark took out another two loans against this house. This time they were for $280,000 and $82,290. Paying off the previous two left him with over $160K to play with!

Who knows what he did with all that money though? He didn't use much of it to buy this place or this place. Both those houses were 100% financed. He sold one of them in March of 2006, though I can't imagine he made much money on it, since the sale price was $242,000. Given the rental market I doubt seriously he's making any money with the other one, either, at this point.

Then there's this oddity. I confess that its details are beyond my expertise. As near as I can figure it, Mark loaned someone $26,880 and secured it with a note against the house, then the loan was paid off by May, 2007.

Now, I can almost hear the screams of "What about asset protection and corporate entities? Maybe Travis and Mark have cut huge swaths of property, but they're all hidden away in LLCs!"

Well... maybe. However, I've looked them up in the AZ Corporation Commission records. All I was able to find were 3 LLCs: 3 Amigos of Arizona, I Can Learn Anything, and The Saenz Organization. None of those entities own any real estate in Maricopa County.

So, that's it. I don't know about you, but it sure seems to me that $16K is an appallingly high price to pay just to learn how to buy a few houses of questionable profitability via your own apparently excellent credit. The implication of all this, by now, should be abundantly clear (and not at all surprising, when you think about it). The real point of NRU isn't the (bogus) real estate investment education. It's the selling of the (bogus) real estate education - or, more correctly, it's the selling of the selling of the (bogus) real estate education. MLM all over again.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

Still No Evidence

Invariably, in any discussion regarding the legitimacy of Nouveau Riche University, the NRU apologists eventually make claims along the lines of Wallace, a one-time commenter on this blog, or Matthew, some dude with zero friends over at Tribe.net. The refrain quickly becomes very familiar... they were once just as skeptical as the rest of us, but in the last X months they've bought Y properties and increased their net worth by some $ZZ,000... bla bla... The Secret... bla bla...

Of course when pressed for any actual property addresses the apologists either claim they're all hidden away in corporate entities ("bla bla... asset protection, bla bla") or they don't respond at all.

Not content to leave well enough alone, I've been actively researching public records in the hopes of finding anything of relevance to my particular Independent Student Advisor (ISA) and her purported status as a real estate investor. So far, in addition to finding her aforementioned corporate entities and documents in Maricopa County, all I've uncovered is her blog, as well as an NRU recruiting site called Fast Track Club (a site distinct from the one I mentioned in my prior post on NRU), which led me to a property marketing site called Nextep Real Estate Solutions - which currently has zero listings. Not even historical properties. Nothing.

A close look at the fine print of The Fast Track Club reveals the name of my ISA's business partner, who not surprisingly is listed as an agent in one of her corporate entities. Now we're getting somewhere! Unlike my ISA, this guy seems to actually own a few investment properties. But wait! Among all the warranty deeds, etc., we find a Civil Judgment (the fact it's in his favor is beside the point), and not one, but two trustee's sale notices!

I thought NRU was supposed to teach people how to be successful real estate investors!

Is there anybody out there?

UPDATE MAY 2, 2008: All of my ISA's NRU web sites have been defunct for a while, now, but it appears that Jess is still involved in a real estate scheme - Something called "INFOclosure", that appears to be a combination foreclosure listing service slash investment education thing. Well, I hope she likes her new line of work!

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Nouveau Riche University

Real Estate Investor Seeks StudentsThis morning I attended an introductory meeting (a.k.a., "sales pitch") for the "real estate investment college", Nouveau Riche (NRU). I had stumbled upon the company, quite randomly, a few months ago while perusing some of the local groups at Meetup.com, but until recently I just couldn't bring myself to take the time to check them out in any detail.

The first red flag to jump out about NRU, though, is that its founder, Jim Piccolo, was also the founder of the MLM company TruDynamics (a.k.a., Travel Dynamics). In my book, anyone who starts a network marketing company is not a trustworthy individual.

There's always a chance, though, that a person can reform, and I wasn't really doing much with my Saturday morning anyway, so I figured "what the hell?" and headed to one of their twice-weekly meetings. When I arrived I could tell immediately I was in the right place, since two of the cars parked there had huge wraparound signs on them, asking "Did you make $30K last month?" and, if you didn't, suggesting to call the supplied phone number.

Much of the content of the meeting itself can be found here, including the actual Powerpoint slide show used by the presenter. Several things struck me about the meeting, though. There were roughly 15 people there, including myself, but I'd say 10 or 11 of them had already either purchased the R2E2 or paid the full "Regents" tuition. This struck me as odd, but one thing they did seem to stress - especially when 4 of the attendees stood up to tell their own success stories since joining (one of the 4 strongly implied that her 19-year-old daughter would be skipping "regular" college and just attending NRU - yikes!) - was NRU's "community" aspect. Supposedly you won't ever be left out in the cold if you join up. I'm guessing many of the people there were enjoying the community? (Yes, it's true that at least some of the people were probably there in hopes of earning a commission on a sale.)

Another thing they stressed was the Investor Concierge service, which sounds pretty cool, but, as this website points out, the example property shown in the presentation used suspicious numbers, such as a 5.25% interest-only loan. For reasons I'll get to in a moment, I strongly suspect the Investor Concierge has a chronic shortage of properties - profitable or not (I'd suspect mostly not) - but a look at one of the "Last 20 Sold" houses using the site's guest account revealed something even more suspicious. Here's a screenshot of a Phoenix AZ property listing on the Investor Concierge site (click images for full size):

3302 W Acoma in the Investor Concierge
Here's the same property's details from the records of Transnation Title:

3302 W Acoma in Transnation Title's web site
The discrepancies ought to be patently obvious. The Arizona Regional Multiple Lising Service corroborates Transnation Title's data (big surprise there!). No recent sale of 3302 W Acoma has taken place - at $139K or any other price. I'll let you draw your own conclusions, but I hope you're as disturbed as I am by the implications.

They also highlighted their "business opportunity" aspect - not surprisingly, invoking Kiyosaki's "cashflow quadrant" in the process. While it doesn't technically meet the definition of MLM, the "opportunity" certainly resembles it in many aspects. I'll skip going into any real detail, but the basic idea is that you, as a sales rep for NRU, bring in 2 paying customers, which will result in 50% commissions being paid to your trainer/sponsor/mentor person (the one who introduced the company to you). After that, the first two people those people bring in will result in a 50% commission being paid to you. It's not MLM, exactly, but it does suffer from the serious drawback of quickly creating too many sales people in a given region.

Think about that, for a moment. You might remember that old shampoo commercial: "They'll tell two friends, and they'll tell two friends, and so on, and so on..." That may work great for shampoo, but is such a scenario even remotely workable for real estate investing?

For sake of argument, let's grant that, say, 5 of the people with the big car signs really do, consistently, month in and month out, make $20K-30K selling NRU tuition packages. They claim that 98% of the people who sign up do so at the "Regents" level. That's an $8K commission to the person who signed them up. So, that's roughly 3 new "students" per salesperson signed up every month, or 3x5x12=180 new "real estate investors" recruited in a year by those 5 salespeople. Now, as you know, those 180 people were, in part, enticed to join NRU with the promise that they could each also make approximately $288K in a year. But to do that they'll have to bring in another 6,480 people. And what about those people? How easily do you think they'll each make $20K/month?

According to a recent article on azcentral.com, homeowners in the Metro Phoenix area who default on their mortgages get an average of 300 pieces of mail from foreclosure investors. Assuming your typical pre-foreclosure investor sends a "campaign" of 5 letters to one house, that means that there are somewhere around 60 people competing for each potential investment property. The competition has gotten so fierce that now some foreclosure sharks are sending oddly shaped colored envelopes with hand-written addresses - and even including pieces of Jolly Rancher candies inside! All in the hopes that their ad doesn't simply go straight to the trash, ignored. Nouveau Riche University wants to increase that number from 60 to 6,480 competitors, plus! Does that seem even remotely sustainable to you? Are you interested in being one of those 6000+ "investors" competing for investment properties? In what other industry (aside from MLM) are the "sales reps" actively working to undermine their own success by training their own competition?

In spite of the obvious mathmatical unworkability of NRU, their introductory meeting's sales pitch is definitely a slick presentation, and you can't help but get caught up in the warm and friendly atmosphere they, no-doubt, carefully cultivate. At the conclusion of the presentation they instruct you to immediately go and tell your sponsor-person if you're interested in signing up, learning more, or just want to leave. I told my Independent Student Advisor that I was somewhat interested in learning more, but that I still had a number of questions. Foremost in my mind at this point is why this person, who has been with NRU for about a year, doesn't appear to own any investment properties - at least not locally.

It probably goes without saying that I won't be plunking down any money for this "opportunity" any time soon.

A superb, must-read, critique of the whole Nouveau Riche phenomenon can be found at cockeyed.com.

UPDATE, 7/16/07: I received an email today from my independent student advisor contact, asking me to remove all mention of her from this post and the comments following. The ISA's contention was that the inclusion of this information is "disrespectful" and "unnecessary". I have agreed to remove all mention of her name - to protect against the possibility of unrelated future Google searches by, for example, potential stalkers - but I believe that the links to the public record are necessary. Anyone interested in the truth should be in favor of greater transparency, in my humble opinion. This is why I include links to both the Maricopa County records, and the AZ Corporation Commission records, since she claims not to own any investment properties by name.

As part of this update, I had to delete several of the comments from the comments thread. Those are reproduced here, with the ISA's name replaced by strings of X's.

KIWI said...
And by the way, XXXXXXXXXX DOES own several properties here and in Las Vegas! Please do not make assumptions about things you know nothing about.

7/02/2007

Einzige said...
Kiwi,

What's with the ALL CAPS? Do you think that by shouting at me you'll win others to your cause?

You say: I KNOW WHATEVER I SAY WON'T BUDGE YOUR STUBBORN MIND...

Quite the contrary, I am more than willing to listen to substantive arguments, consisting of logical analysis and the presentation of empirical evidence in support of your assertions. Unfortunately your comments so far have provided neither of those. Instead, you've simply made a number of bald assertions and insults to my character - while simultaneously ignoring the bulk of my complaints against NRU. Hardly persuasive stuff, I'd say.

WHY WOULD YOU THINK INTEREST ONLY IS BAD FOR A BUY AND HOLD?

I'll skip delving deeply into the details, but each potential loan is going to have its pluses and minuses, and should be evaluated on an individual basis. The main questions with respect to an interest-only loan should be: 1) How long is the interest-only period? and 2) When the reset comes, what are my best- and worst-case monthly payments going to be? I suppose there are situations where an interest-only loan is appropriate, but given the future's uncertainties, I'd prefer knowing what my payments are going to be.

Why don't you explain your thought process, rather than insult me for my apparent ignorance in this area?

And by the way, XXXXXXXX DOES own several properties here and in Las Vegas!

How do you know this? Note I didn't "assume" anything. All I said was that she doesn't seem to own any investment properties locally, based on Maricopa County records associated with her name and the name of the corporate entity I could find associated with her - I even provided a link to the relevant MC records! I didn't claim that this was definitive proof.

On the other hand, if she wants to convince potential recruits that NRU is an effective means of becoming a successful RE investor, she ought to make it easy for folks to find evidence that she actually is one herself. Don't you think?

What about you, Kiwi? Where are your investment properties? I'd like their full addresses, for starters. Maybe some rental agreements, too. Otherwise I think those of us who are incredulous are entitled to remain so.

7/02/2007

UPDATE TWO (01/09/08): It seems that all of my ISA's promotional web sites for NRU and real estate investment are now defunct. This is certainly not evidence in favor of NRU.

Monday, April 23, 2007

Making Fortunes* in Foreclosures

*Once you've discarded your ethical compass

The Sale/Leaseback Technique

Image Still from _Toy Story_, 1995Find a distressed homeowner in a house with a decent amount of equity (I’ll admit that this particular scheme is a bit passé in today’s foreclosure market, given how little equity is out there right now). If at all possible, your homeowner should be a non-native English speaker and/or have the education level of a 6th grader.

Tell the homeowner(s) that you’re there to help them stay in the home. This’ll win you big points, as the prospect of losing their house has undoubtedly been weighing heavily on their minds. It's a sure bet that you’re not the only shark to have come along—except that all the others have probably been artlessly insulting them with lowball offers to buy the place.

Tell them that you’re going to bring their loan payments current—use a big word like “reinstate”—they’ll be impressed and appreciative. Explain that you’re going to “execute a Warranty Deed” for them. They won’t have a clue what that means, so be sure to gloss over the fact that this will transfer all beneficial, legal and equitable title interest in the “subject property” to you. Stress, instead, that you know in your heart that they are good and responsible people who’ve just hit a rough patch in their lives. You can just tell that in a couple years, when they’re back on their feet financially, they’ll be buying their home back and all will be as it was. To think otherwise is to be ruled by fear, paranoia, cynicism, and negativity. You’re not that way, and they shouldn’t be, either! The more you can pile on convincingly about things like “The Law of Attraction” and how your being there is proof that “someone upstairs must be looking out for them,” the better.

Meanwhile, you’ll have them sign a 2-year lease agreement with the following salient features (some of which you’ll want to downplay as much as possible):

  • The Buyer (that’s you) will take over paying the current mortgage, as well as bringing the payments current.

  • The Seller’s (that’s them) rental payment will be the original mortgage amount plus a monthly “service” fee, usually around 18-20% of their mortgage payment. More than likely, you’ll be able to stress to your homeowner(s) that even with this fee you’re going to be saving them money, since they’ll still be paying below market rent.

  • Rent is due on the 1st, subject to a 5% late fee on the 4th, and, if not received by the 15th, puts the agreement into “default.”

  • The Buyer agrees to sell the house back to Seller at the end of 2 years, as long as Seller is not in default, for the sum of a) the original cost of reinstatement of the loan; b) any and all escrow fees not already paid by Seller; and c) a “funding” fee of roughly 4% of the loan balance.

  • At the Seller’s discretion, as long as they are not in default, the rental agreement and option to repurchase can be extended on a month-to-month basis beyond the 2-year mark.

  • Any breach of the agreement by the Seller will constitute “default,” which immediately terminates all rights Seller has with regard to their option to repurchase. Once default has occurred, no remedies are available. “Seller understands and agrees that Buyer may seek recovery of subject property and all damages incurred, including but not limited to, court costs, legal fees, and any other remedy at law or equity from Seller resulting from Seller’s default.”
Now, given that your homeowner has already demonstrated an inclination towards financial irresponsibility and an inability to handle the original mortgage amount, how likely do you think it is that they’re going to make it the full 2 years plus, paying 20% more per month? Even if, by some slim chance, they do, how likely is it that they’ll also have saved up the several thousand dollars they’ll need to buy the house back from you?

In other words, done correctly, this technique allows you to purchase the equity of a home for 10 to 20 cents on the dollar!

The Risks

Since Arizona Courts have ruled in the past that sale/leasback schemes can be considered equitable mortgages, the above may be actionable under various Federal and State statutes, including but not limited to the Truth in Lending Act, the Fed's Regulation Z (esp. 226.2(a)(11) and the Homeownership and Equity Protection Act of 1994), the Real Estate Settlement Procedures Act, and (if you’re in Arizona) the Arizona Consumer Fraud Act.

The Virtual Realty Funding Company (on whom this summary of the scam is based) is currently being sued by the Arizona Attorney General's Office for fraud.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Matthew Chan No Longer Hosting Burley Forums

Die Eigenheit has just been paid a visit by Matthew Chan, who informed me that the John Burley discussion groups at the MasterMind Forums have been moved here.

Although this has, for the time being, broken all of my links to the individual posts there, at least everything hasn't been thrown down the memory hole. I should get around to the annoying task of fixing the links sooner or later.

Mr. Chan would like it to be known that he doesn't consider himself a "guru" or a "Burleyist", though I can't recall ever applying either of those labels to him.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

Why Own When You Can Rent?

You see the ads everywhere, and the idea seems at the core of American culture. Talk to any Realtor and you’re bound to get a half dozen reasons why owning is better than renting. The Searchlight Crusade has a whole series of persuasive articles arguing that now is the best time to buy in San Diego. Implicit in his analysis is an estimate of future appreciation rates, which are anybody’s guess.

I used to own 4 houses. My parents have been part-time real estate investors since I was a young kid. I guess, at bottom, I buy into all this “buy versus rent” crap, myself, as I’ve recently been seriously thinking of buying something—anything—so that I’m not just “throwing my money away.”

But, really, is it true that owning is always and everywhere better than renting? It seems a foregone conclusion that buying a home in Phoenix in 2000 was a good idea (though at the time, of course, things were far from clear-cut). What about now? Sadly, certain knowledge about the future is impossible. Nonetheless, it seems unlikely that the price trends of the past 6 years are going to continue unabated.

There is, however, another way to look at the problem—one that doesn’t require gazing into crystal balls or reading tea leaves. It’s a “back of the envelope” technique that you’re also not likely to learn from your typical Realtor or real estate guru, either, even though it can tell you quickly and unequivocally whether a given property is a “good deal” or not.

In a nutshell, the idea is to take a property you are interested in and compare the monthly cost of renting it with the monthly cost of owning it at 80% LTV. If it’s cheaper to rent it then the house is overpriced. If it’s cheaper to own it, then buy it!

Let’s take a look at some actual Phoenix area properties and see what we find.

Here is a home in Avondale renting for $1,150/month. A substantially similar home down the street sold in January for $255,000. Monthly housing costs as an owner for this home, then, would be $1,583 ($1,263.00 principle and interest payments on a $204,000 loan at 6.3%, plus $55 HOA fees, plus $70, plus $195 taxes).

In other words, if you were to put 20% down on a house in that neighborhood with the intent to rent it out, you’d be subsidizing your renter to the tune of almost $5,200/year—and that’s before any expenses.

One hopes that the owner of the actual rental isn’t faced with such a situation. However, what can be said with certainty is that their return on equity is unacceptably low—unless the property’s value is appreciating a lot faster than $5,200 yearly. This was the case the last few years, but who can say it will continue that way much longer?

Here is a condo in Phoenix renting for $1,190/month that would cost you $1,462/month ($1,219 monthly payments on a $197,000 loan at 6.3%, plus $135 HOA, plus $108 taxes) to own. Were you maybe wondering why there were so many condo conversions recently? There’s your answer. What apartment building owner wants to lose $272/month on every unit they own? What could you do with an extra $3,300 a year?

Suzette wants to “make a deal” on a lease-to-own condo in Chandler—with a current asking price of $264,000. Let’s be generous and assume a market rent of $1,300/month. In that case, any “deal” that involved paying more than $220,750 would be a bad one (unless you’re Suzette, I mean).

Here is a 3 bedroom house in Scottsdale you can rent for $1950/month today. To buy it today, on the other hand, would cost you $2,602 a month ($2,352 principle and interest payment on a $380,000 loan at 6.3%, plus $100 insurance and $150 taxes). Whoever ends up renting that place should kiss their landlord’s feet, as they are basically being given a $7800/year gift.

What can we take away from this analysis? First off, I think it’s fairly clear that pretty much no one in Phoenix is making money as a landlord right now (I mean to say: specifically when calculating a return on equity). Secondly, people who say it’s a “buyer’s market” don’t know what they’re talking about. Thirdly, something’s gotta give! There’s no way real estate investors are going to continue to lose money hand over fist over the long term. Either housing prices have got to come down or rents have to go up. I imagine that the future is going to see some combination of those two things.

Meanwhile, I’m gonna keep renting—and putting the money I’ll be saving into something likely to provide a much higher return.

Friday, December 15, 2006

A Steep Cliff

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Normally I would post this sort of stuff up over at The Lippard Blog, but Jim's got it converted over to Blogger Beta and consequently I can't access it any longer.

I've been tracking Maricopa County's Notices of Trustee Sales for the past few months. As you can see, during that time the number has been climbing precipitously, and in an unprecendented fashion.

November's count was 1486.

It would seem, now, that the question is no longer "Is there a housing bubble?", but "How big is the pop going to be?"

Tuesday, August 08, 2006

John Burley's Latest Antics

Let’s pretend, for a moment, that you own a rental property, free-and-clear.

For argument’s sake, and to help complete the picture in your mind’s eye, lets say it’s in Phoenix, AZ, and its address is 3844 W Caribbean Lane.

Further, let’s say it’s worth around $220,000, and you can rent it for $1,500 per month. So, your gross yearly receipts on this $220,000 asset are $18,000.

As an investor, you know you need to constantly be asking yourself whether or not your money is performing for you as well as it could be. In the above situation, you have to wonder if that $18K/year is the best you could get on the $220,000 invested in the house. It’s actually very easy to imagine a realistic situation where borrowing against this equity can make you better off (in other words, using the tool of “leverage” to your advantage).

Let’s say you looked around town and found two other properties for which you could get $1,600 per month in rent. Imagine, for the sake of argument, that you offered $222,750 each for those houses, and the sellers accepted your offer.

You take out a 30-year loan for $148,500 against your rental property, at 7.25% interest. This gives you a monthly loan payment of $1013, leaving you still clearing $487/month in gross rents on your original property.

If you split that $148,500 in two and put down $74,250 on each of the new places, you can then take out two more loans of $148,500 each, at 7.25% interest. You’ll be clearing $587 per month on each of the new houses.

Notice what happened here: Your total equity is still $220,000, but now your gross yearly receipts are $19,932, instead of $18,000. Pretty cool, huh?

Why am I telling you all this?

Well, it turns out that my favorite guru, John R Burley, recently took out a loan against one of the first houses he ever bought in Phoenix. I’m not sure what he did with the money, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was for something along the lines of the above hypothetical.

Still, it’s an interesting question, isn’t it? In the public figure of John Burley we have a guy who - when he's not claiming that no bank will lend to him, that is - goes on and on about how you should use “money partners,” how you should hide behind complicated corporate structures, how you should avoid owning rentals, and how you should live debt free… and yet here he is transparently borrowing a huge chunk of money on a property that I’m pretty sure is a rental. What gives?

I know that if I were actually a student of Burley’s I would really like to learn the answer to that question. And if Burley were truly interested in educating his students then I can’t imagine that he’d have a problem answering it, either. Isn’t it a perfect educational opportunity? I’m sure his answer would be instructive, and the above scenario is how I imagined he might answer it.

So, here I give you a tool you can use yourself to determine whether or not Burley’s claims to honesty, integrity, and a genuine interest in educating people in “the money game” are true. I encourage you to do the following:

  1. Go to the Mastermind Forum.
  2. Create a username & password.
  3. Post a message something like the following:
Dear Mr. Burley, I noticed that you recently borrowed $148K against one of the first houses you purchased in Phoenix—one that doesn’t appear to have been one of your “wraps.”

See this link here for the loan document in question:
http://recorder.maricopa.gov/recdocdata/GetRecDataDetail.asp?rec=06-0988815&bid=&sar=UnOfficial&bdt=6/1/2006&edt=8/7/2006

Didn't you say that no bank will lend to you because you own too much real estate? Anyway, I was wondering if you might share with us what you planned to do with the borrowed funds, which are presumably to be used in the purchase of more investments.

I realize this may be none of my business, but I thought that since you always advocate using money partners and living debt free then it would be educational for us neophyte investors to learn of an investment situation that doesn’t call for that.

Good Investing,

[your name]
Then, see if your message lasts longer than 6 hours on the site.

Given that your post is not likely to survive more than a few hours, you have to wonder. Just what is it that Burley is afraid of? Why the unwillingness to be up front about this? Is all perhaps not well in Burley Land? What is he hiding?

Sunday, July 02, 2006

Index to My John Burley Posts

Well, I’ve finally said all that needs to be said about John Burley (I hope)! 23 posts in all—over a third of this entire blog. Somewhat ironically, most people who find Die Eigenheit via the search engines do it with some variation of the key words john burley progressive profits scam, which takes them to my shortest Burley post, which is a post that directs them to other skeptical sites! Bummer.

Anyway, since I’ve written so many posts critical of John Burley and his real estate investment “advice” over the past several months, I figured it would be a good idea to create a single post that links to all of them, with short descriptions of the contents of each. I guess that’s not an index, really. More like a table of contents, I suppose. I’ve listed them in a suggested reading order, but feel free to skip around.

I recommend you start with A Brief Introduction, which goes into why I decided to write all these criticisms of John Burley and gives the barest sketch of what exactly a “wrap” is.

Next, check out my post that asks, “Is John Burley a ‘guru,’ or a fraud?” I take a detailed look at the claims John Burley makes on The Secrets of Professional Investors Made Easy, a tape set of Kiyosaki’s 1997 seminar in Australia which featured John Burley. Of course it’s impossible to say that Burley is running a scam without creating an exposure to charges of libel, so I leave it to you, the reader, to answer the question in the post’s title yourself.

I recommend you then check out my post on John Burley’s 7 Levels of Investor. I notice that Burley has very recently updated his web site (and in the process broken all of my links to his pages!), to better highlight what has basically become his “brand.” It’s smart to stick with what works, no doubt. Interestingly, he’s allowing people to review his products directly on his site. That could be fun! Will he be able to handle the negative reviews?

You might then be interested in reading my review of John Burley’s book, Money Secrets of the Rich. I highlight some pretty incredible claims that he makes.

As you probably know, John Burley has a “Boot Camp.” Is it really worth $5000? I doubt it. In my post on John Burley’s Dog and Pony Show I give one reason why.

Burley used to publish a quarterly newsletter (maybe he still does. I’m not sure). I compare the advice he gives in one of them with the advice that you’ll get out of your newspaper’s horoscope. See if you can tell the difference.

Burley’s biggest claim to fame is, arguably, the “hundreds” of houses that he owns. I took a look at the public record in an attempt to figure out the real number. It’s actually higher than I thought it was going to be. You can read more detail in the post on Burley’s Investment Properties and Investor Partners.

Given all those houses, Burley has to have some way of finding home sellers and then attracting homebuyers. One way, it seems, is with an eBay Store. Another way is with a website. I should point out that I have been watching ez2own1.com for several months, now, and I haven’t once seen an old property come down or a new property go up. I am therefore convinced that ez2own1.com is a dummy site (though the properties listed are, in fact, Burley houses). Now that Burley seems intent on revamping his web pages, however, we may soon see this changed. I will update this post as needed.

Burley sells houses to people with bad credit. Not surprisingly, this leads to a lot of foreclosures.

Burley loves to crow about his high returns on investment. I tackle his claims based on economic theory in this post, and then follow that up with a more concrete analysis in this post. Then I top it all off with this one, where I look at what Burley had to give up to become a "guru."

As I mentioned above, there are other skeptical sites out there on the web, but not many. I highlight a couple of them.

In my transactions and legal entities posts I present some raw data I pulled from the public record, mostly in preparation for my more detailed posts later on.

Burley has many “students.” He claims that his students’ success rate is the best in the business. I liken the behavior of some of these people to what you might see in a religious cult, which is why I decided to call them “Burleyists.” I’ve written a number of posts highlighting a particular person and what makes them interesting. You can find them here:

Mike Hay
Chris Bridgeman
ChavaRica
Robyn Grinter
Robert Yang
A Burleyist?
Troy Mann
Joe Arlt

That’s it! I don’t foresee writing any more John Burley posts, but you never know. If I do, though, I’ll be sure to put a link to it here.

Update: John Burley's Latest Antics - I wonder why Burley borrowed such a huge chunk of money and won't talk about it.

Saturday, July 01, 2006

John Burley's Opportunity Cost

In my previous John Burley post, I touched briefly on the value of Burley’s time. I’d like to revisit this topic here, exploring its implications in more detail.

Recall that John Burley moved from Northern California to Phoenix in late 1990, leaving behind, apparently, a lucrative financial planning business, in which Burley claims he was grossing $140K per year. Recall also that Burley says the typical spread for his wraps is between $200 and $400 per month, which he splits, along with the buyer’s deposit, 50-50 with his investors. For the sake of argument, lets assume Burley’s average monthly net for his houses is $150. From this it’s a simple matter to figure out that, not counting the buyer’s deposit money, Burley needs to own/manage (hereinafter I’ll just say “own”) at least 78 houses to match the yearly income he has given up.

Of course the number 78 makes the obviously dubious assumption that the homes are never vacant, and that Burley has zero business expenses. Say he leases a small office for $500/month, pays an additional $200/month in utilities, and hires a salaried office assistant for $18,000/year. That brings us to 93 houses. Add in a modest 4% vacancy rate, and we’re up to 97.

Burley claimed in 1997 that he owned 133 homes. I personally think it was probably somewhere between 90 and 100, but it’s difficult to be definitive, and combing the public record is tedious, so I’m willing to tentatively take him at his word. Nonetheless, Burley didn’t suddenly own 133 income-producing properties on January 1st, 1991. He had to build up a portfolio over time. Below is a count of homes I could confirm he owned by the end of each year listed:

1990 5 (monthly income: $750)
1991 13 (monthly income: $1950)
1992 23 (monthly income: $3450)
1993 25 (monthly income: $3750)
1994 47 (monthly income: $7050)
1995 57 (monthly income: $8550)

If we assume that I’ve missed, say, 20 properties along the way, that brings us to 77 houses—just under the bare minimum needed to bring Burley back to his 1990 financial planner’s income (I shouldn’t have to point out again that I’m assuming no business expenses, here).

Is it any wonder, then, that Burley sought, in the meantime, to build a cult of personality and become the “real estate guru” that he is today, thereby supplementing what can only be construed as a meager business income with a comparatively more lucrative take selling $5,000 seats at seminars, $100 “wealth manuals,” and $300 tape sets?

John Burley's ROI Redux

John Burley makes a point to frequently tout the “Level 5 Active Investor” rates of return he and his successful students get on their “investments”—and how you can do it, too, once you’ve learned the “secrets.” I’m sure Burley, being the consummate slick sales guy, recognizes that, along with the promise of “financial freedom,” his claim that his “cash flow” technique consistently provides “20-100%+ returns” is his most alluring siren song.

I have grappled with Burley’s return on investment (ROI) claims from a more theoretical perspective in prior posts. I’m fairly confident that my analyses were persuasive and comprehensive. However, Burleyists could still use my focus on the abstract to their rhetorical advantage, saying, “Psychobabble! Einzige’s theories are all well and good, but the real-world success of John Burley and his students clearly refutes them.” If you go by what Burley and his students tell you then, yes, they might have a point. But you’re not going to get the whole story by going through Burley’s promotional materials, reading the mastermind forums, watching the videos from Progressive Profits, or, I suspect, even attending Burley’s expensive weeklong Boot Camp. Something tells me that Burley isn’t likely to be making his tax records available any time soon, either. What we’re left to work with, then, isn’t much more than theory and conjecture.

On the other hand, there is one thing we do have: the public record. We can use that, plus some theory and educated guessing, I believe, to shed more light on an area that Burley would undoubtedly prefer stayed shrouded in darkness.

Burley himself provides us with an excellent starting point on pages 379 to 388 of his book, where, in the process of going over his “cash flow strategy,” he gives concrete examples of actual properties his company has managed over the years. Burley stresses to his readers that the homes he highlights were “not special deals… I selected these for illustration because they are very typical…” Fortunately for us, he gives just enough information about each property to make the relevant documents easy to find in the online database of the Maricopa County Recorders Office.

Here is one of his examples:

3320 W San Miguel

I acquired this property in May 1998. It is a typical ‘Lunch Pail Joe’ house. Built in 1958, it is a 110 square meter, 3-bedroom, 2-bathroom house. It had a swimming pool which required replastering (responsibility of the new buyer). The inside and exterior had just been painted by the lender.

It was a lender foreclosed property. The purchase price was $58,513 with monthly payments of $431 (PITI). I took out a 90% loan at 7.2%. My deposit plus settlement costs came to $7,549.

I remarketed the property 16 days later for $74,900 with monthly payments of $756. I collected a deposit of $3656. This gave me a contract profit of $16,387 and a monthly profit $324; 30 years at $324 a month equals $116,740 of passive (positive) Cash Flow.

Let’s take a look at the first year cash-on-cash return on this property. We do this by dividing our initial investment capital into the first year’s income. The initial investment capital was $7549 divided into $3,656 deposit plus $3,891 received as 12 monthly payments of $324 from the new buyer. This is $7,549 divided by $7,547 = 99% [sic] first year cash-on-cash return.
Follow the links to the recorded documents I’ve provided in the above quote and you’ll find that the public record bears out Burley’s dates and dollar figures. However, in detailing this example, Burley has engaged in significant distortions and withheld pertinent information. In no particular order, these include:

Investor Property

If you’ve looked at the linked documents, you’ve probably noticed that Burley didn’t really own this house. It was actually owned by one of Burley’s investor partners, John McCants. As Burley’s partner, it’s McCants’ job to put his name on all the paperwork, as well as put up all the front money and make the underlying mortgage payments. He then splits the profits with Burley 50-50. So, McCants supposedly gets, at best, an (admittedly not unimpressive) ROI of 45%, while, in effect, paying Burley an exorbitant 50% glorified property management fee. Of course, McCants also takes 100% of the hit when the buyer isn’t making payments, or when the property is sitting vacant—and that’s going to eat away at your ROI faster than alien blood eats through the bulkheads of the Nostromo.

But, anyway, let’s follow Burley’s example, and pretend John McCants is out of the picture, for now.

Amount of Deposit

As you can plainly see if you look at the Agreement For Sale, the actual deposit was $2,900. Burley is including the first month’s payment with it, effectively making his first “year” include a 13th month. Ironically he can’t even claim that, because his buyers were already in trouble by that time, and paid part of their 13th payment several weeks late. Admittedly, it may seem like quibbling to say the first year cash-on-cash from this deal was “only” 90%, versus 99%, and it might be—if we were talking about someone other than John Burley. Trust me. It’s all downhill from here.

“Contract Profit”

The $16,387—the difference between Burley’s purchase price and his sales price—is made up money. As the term “contract profit” implies, Burley (and McCants) hasn’t actually been paid this money. Instead, what he actually has is a promissory note. If the buyer defaults, any unpaid portion of the balance simply evaporates (and, obviously, so do the profits).

“30 Years”

Burley repeats this one a lot. He loves to give his “students” the impression that, once the buyer signs on the dotted line, no more work will be necessary, other than periodic trips from the mailbox to the bank to deposit the checks. The fact is that most people don’t live in one place longer than a few years—particularly when it’s their first home purchase. Such was the case with this very property. Burley’s buyers, who, as I’ve said, almost lost the house to foreclosure in August of 1999, sold it in October 2005.

Technically, if the house gets sold early, your ROI ends up actually being higher, for reasons I’ll go over in a moment. On the other hand, once the house is sold, you get no more checks. What happens then? Obviously you have to keep finding and buying and remarketing houses. You might be “your own boss” in such a situation, but I’d hardly call it “financial freedom.”

“$324/month for 360 months = $116,740”

Now, there’s no denying that 324 multiplied by 360 is equal to 116,740. However, things get a little more complicated when you start adding words like “dollar” and “month” to the mix.

I find this distortion particularly interesting. It may not constitute incontrovertible proof, but it is certainly very persuasive evidence that one of the following statements is true:

  1. John Burley doesn’t understand the time-value of money.
  2. John Burley thinks his students don’t understand the time-value of money, and he isn’t interested in teaching it to them.
If #1 is true, then one has to wonder what Burley was learning during the “10 solid years” he “made it [his] mission to locate and study all the information [he] could find on the subject of money.” If, on the other hand, #1 is false and #2 is true then how can Burley claim that he is sincerely interested in “sharing his knowledge” about the “money game”?

Imagine Burley coming to you and offering to give you $324/mo. for 30 years (let’s call it a “promissory note”) if, in exchange, you pay him $116,740 today. Reading his quote above gives me the impression that he would see this as an equitable trade. Hopefully, though, you would recognize it as an appallingly bad deal for you. The question is: How much should you pay someone today in return for 360 monthly payments of $324?

To answer that question you need to know what your other options are (your “opportunity cost”). Where else can you put your money? What if you could choose between Burley’s promissory note and, say, a hypothetical security instrument that pays 6% per year? In that case, you might tell Mr. Burley that you’d be happy to pay him $54,310.68, and not a penny more. Burley, who has just spent $7,549 and taken out a loan for an additional $52,661, politely (and understandably) declines your offer. If Burley seriously wants someone to take his monthly payments, he must continue looking until he finds someone whose next best investment opportunity would pay a maximum of 5.058% interest per year (In actuality it’s worse than that because with Burley’s note there’s a significant risk of default. Note buyers would thus calculate in some discount rate to compensate).

Please note that none of the above illustration is meant to conflate the ROI of the note purchaser with Burley’s cash-on-cash return on his wrap. The ability to use leverage (i.e., OPM) is one of the more attractive aspects of real estate investment. The point I’m making is that Burley is, at best, painting an overly rosy picture (come to think of it, that seems to always be the point I’m making with respect to John Burley!).

Pertinent Costs not included in “Initial Investment”

In keeping with the “overly rosy” theme, Burley fails to include a number of material expenses in his “initial investment” figure. Why doesn’t he mention his staff costs (pro-rated, of course)? Why doesn’t he include his office overhead (again, pro-rated)? Why not the property’s advertising costs? What about its acquisition costs? The house didn’t just fall in Burley’s lap! What about the carrying costs incurred during the 16 days the house sat vacant? Burley includes none of these things in his $7549, yet all of them are real. All of them are significant. This is where I really start to wonder how dumb John Burley thinks his “students” are. Bring any of this stuff up, and you’re bound to hear “Psychobabble! Details don’t matter!” shouted at you, in response.

What about Burley’s time?

Making an accurate estimate of all of the costs I mention above is really an exercise in futility. Your guess is as good as mine. In contrast, determining the lower limit of the value of Burley’s time is a simple matter. We know that if Burley wasn’t being his Level Five Investor self, he’d be in California making upwards of $140,000 per year as a financial planner. We know Burley decided to walk away from this $67.31 per hour, which means he values his time even more than that, but lets stick with $67.31 since we’re sure his time is worth at least that. I think this $67.31/hour is a good proxy for Burley’s expenses, too. After all, you don’t hire staff and occupy an office to make yourself less efficient. All we’re left with, then, is guessing at how much time Burley and his organization spent to make this deal come together.

Was it a week? Then Burley’s ROI on 3320 W San Miguel drops to 66%. Two weeks? Now we’re down to 53%.

You might be looking at those numbers and thinking, “Those are still pretty respectable!” I guess then it’s time to remember that Burley is splitting the profits with an investor. It’s probably also time to remember that Burley’s buyers are necessarily people with bad money-management skills (if they weren’t, they could get a normal home loan like everybody else). Given the tendency of people with poor credit histories to not pay back the money they owe, I would hope that you’d look at the promise of a 26% ROI and see it as a barely acceptable risk premium. Not all properties are bundles of joy, like the San Miguel house. Some, like 2542 W Missouri Avenue, are the demon seed.

Another “Not Special Deal”: 2542 West Missouri Avenue

Purchased in a partnership with his investor Todd Severson on January 13th, 1992, for about $39,000 (based on the loan amount and guessing they put down 10 percent), this house was quickly remarketed to one Gwendolyn R. on the 22nd.

Ms. R’s down payment was almost certainly $1,900, and her monthly payment was $505. If you figure the underlying loan’s interest rate at about 8%, that means that Burley and his partner’s principle and interest payments were around $255/month. Add another $60/month for taxes and insurance, and Burley and his investor were each making roughly $95/month.

Using Burley math, what ROI does that translate to? Initial investment ($4040) divided by deposit plus first year net income ($4300) = 93%.

Everything seemed rosy for over a year and a half. But then, in August of 1993, Gwen missed a payment. In September she missed another one. Then another in October. In a fashion indicative of some measure of uncertainty (read “panic”), and uncharacteristic of his future behavior in this area, Burley sent Gwen two Notices of Forfeiture, the second one a copy of the first, except with additional scribblings to include mention of the missing October payment.

Kicking Gwen out, though, would prove more difficult than just mailing a couple letters. In November she sued Burley and pals, in an attempt to enjoin the forfeiture of her interest in the house. Of course, she was in arrears, and clearly in the wrong (legally, if nothing else), so her suit would only postpone the inevitable. But postponement sounds the death knell for investment returns. In this case it meant zero income from 2542 W Missouri from August 1993 until May 1994, when they were finally free of the lis pendens and found a new buyer. By all indications, this second buyer was trouble-free, living in the house for 5 years, then paying off the loan and, presumably, moving on to a new home.

Now, I ask you, why is it that Burley—a man who is purportedly interested in educating investors—doesn’t include the very educational horror story of 2542 W Missouri as one of the examples in his book? Could it be because Burley isn’t really interested in providing an education?

I leave it for you to decide.

Thursday, June 15, 2006

John Burley's 7 Levels of Investor

George S. Clason, author of The Richest Man in Babylon, had a couple very basic financial lessons to convey:

  • A part [10%+] of all you earn is yours to keep
  • Pay yourself first
The profound wisdom and simplicity of those precepts is undoubtedly why Clason’s 1926 book continues to sell so well today. It’s also, I believe, why today’s financial “gurus” have, at best, only succeeded in repackaging Clason’s maxims, without really improving on them.

Robert Kiyosaki’s take on it—his “hook,” if you will—comes in the form of his “Cashflow Quadrant.” While this has certainly proved a lucrative idea for him—one that undeniably resonates with his readers—does it really add anything substantial to Clason’s dictums? Has the Cashflow Quadrant ever been a demonstrable part of making anyone—aside from Kiyosaki, that is—financially better off? I really wonder if it’s going to still be around in 80 years.

Burton G. Malkiel, Princeton economist and author of A Random Walk Down Wall Street, expands Clason’s advice to ten rules. Among them are Start saving now; Diversity reduces adversity; Pay yourself, not the piper; and Bow to the wisdom of the market. What Professor Malkiel gains for his readers in clarity, realism, and specificity, he unfortunately seems to lose in allure. Excepting the whole “random walk” notion (which is certainly his “hook”), Malkiel’s avoidance of aphorism and platitude, as well as his presumed distaste for painting pictures of imminent riches in the minds of his readers, is probably the better part of an explanation for his relative obscurity—at least when compared with Clason, Kiyosaki, and John Burley, I mean.

I bring up John Burley, of course, because it’s Burley’s own contribution to the field, the “Seven Levels of Investor,” that I’d like to focus on here. My intent is to argue that, while Burley certainly wants you to believe that his particular exercise in abstraction really presents a unique and illuminating perspective on wealth creation, it really just boils down to obscurantism.

What are the 7 levels, anyway? Burley provides his definitions in a free report downloadable from his web page, here. In summary:

Level 0 – The Non-existent
Level 1 – The Borrower
Level 2 – The Saver
Level 3 – The Passive Investor
Level 4 – The Automatic Investor
Level 5 – The Active Investor
Level 6 – The Capitalist Investor


Note immediately that, in a way analogous to Kiyosaki’s abuse of the terms “asset” and “liability,” Burley has taken the word “investor” and pummeled it beyond recognition. The first three levels aren’t “investors” at all! Neither are levels 5 or 6, as I’ll be arguing in a moment—at least not in any sense relevant to Burley’s concept of “financial freedom.” Furthermore, Burley’s overly broad definition nonetheless fails to include one of the more important types of “investor”: the college student. This omission is characteristic of the get-rich-quick “gurus,” who all pooh-pooh education, and seem to have no concept whatever of basic economic concepts such as the time-value of money, comparative advantage, and opportunity cost (or, if they do, they keep this knowledge to themselves).

But what about Levels 3 and 4? Well, at least you can say that they actually fit the colloquial meaning of the term “investor.” I’ll also admit that, while I disagree with a number of things, on net I think Burley has some good advice for Level 4 Investors. But his good advice makes my point: He doesn’t manage to say anything that Clason and Malkiel didn’t already cover—and cover better.

In his discussion of Level 3, Burley obviously intends to inoculate his dupes against the inevitable criticisms that will be made by people like me. Standing the skeptics up as straw men and calling us the “It Can’t Be Done” Passive Investors, Burley makes a big show of knocking us down:

The “It Can’t Be Done” Passive Investor has determined that all investments involving more than the most basic research by the investor, that promise much more than bank interest rates of return are beyond them. They believe that higher rates of return “can’t be done” by other than the most “gifted,” “lucky” or “connected” business people, “corporate highfliers” or “shady wheeler dealers.” They truly believe that high rates of return on investments are either impossible, probably illegal or available only to the chosen few. They believe that the knowledge and skills required to even recognize such investments are beyond THEM, in their present circumstances.
Bla bla bla bla bla! Seriously, who believes that high rates of return are illegal or impossible, except maybe Fidel Castro? Burley continues with the baseless insults and vacuous “arguments” for quite a while after that. What he says amounts to a gross distortion and oversimplification of the efficient markets hypothesis (EMH). The EMH, a concept I have previously gone over, is not just something spouted by broke, envious “cowards” who are intent on sabotaging your future. It happens to be backed by mountains of empirical evidence collected over decades. Don’t take my word for it. Read Burton Malkiel’s book on it, for example. Or, surprisingly, you can just take Burley’s word! Burley reveals his own implicit belief in the EMH on page 15 of his report. Counseling the Level 4 Investor, Burley, in a fit of rare clarity, says:

Stick to owning solid stocks and proven growth Mutual Funds. Do not attempt to outsmart the market. Use a fund like the US Vanguard Index 500 fund that closely ‘mirrors’ the S & P 500 Index. This index outperforms two-thirds of all Mutual Funds, year in and year out. Over 10 years this will historically provide you a return that will exceed 90%+ of the “professional” Mutual Fund managers. [My emphasis]
An ironic little twist in all this: Guess who serves on the board of directors for the Vanguard Funds... Burton G. Malkiel!

So much for Levels 3 and 4!

As far as Levels 5 and 6 are concerned, I believe Burley consciously avoided using a term that would have fit them much more nicely: the entrepreneur. Burley is clearly not stupid. He’s gotta know that the use of this word will strike fear in the hearts of those on the quest for easy money, because following on the heels of “entrepreneur,” invariably, is a four-letter word that the Kiyosakis and the Burleys of the world despise: Risk.

It is particularly important to understand this: risk is not simply inextricably intertwined with the entrepreneur; the assumption of risk is the role of the entrepreneur in the free market economy. Risk is the entrepreneur’s function! You’ll, of course, never hear this from Kiyosaki or Burley. They want you to believe exactly the opposite: that it’s really your job that’s the risky thing, and the entrepreneur, the one who hired you and has agreed to pay you for your time—pay you whether the company is in the red or in the black this year—is really the “secure” one. This is pure, unmitigated, utter bullshit!

I’ll take a look at some of the particulars of Burley’s Level 5, but before I do, let me just touch on Level 6 briefly, to get it out of the way. Level 6 is the rarified air of the true innovators of the world—the Gates’s, the Winfrey’s, the Stewart’s, the Trump’s… Innovators are those who, throughout history, have been responsible for most of the improvements to the human condition (Hmmm, well… with the possible exception of Bill Gates, maybe the names I listed above don’t quite fit into that category…). Burley mentions Level 6 pretty much as an afterthought, I think because he recognizes that it’s unrealistic to consciously strive for this level. Stellar entrepreneurial success is not called “making a fortune” for no reason.

So, back to Level 5. This is Burley’s “sweet spot.” Burley and his acolytes love to concoct all sorts of mythology about the Level 5 Investor. Level Fives have “principles and rules” for investing… They’re “visionaries who use lateral thinking to develop ideas and methods no one else has thought of”… They brag “about how many vacations and three-day weekends they’re able to take”… They “don’t want to wait until they’re 60 to be financially secure”…and on and on and on. Who wouldn’t want to be Level 5? Where’s my credit card so I can pay Burley to tell me all the secrets of the Level 5 Investor?

As I said before, the Level 5 Investor isn’t an investor in the sense that Burley wants you to take it—i.e., a person who sticks his money someplace and then waits for the big checks to roll in. Burley is careful to pick a positive yet very generic label for this level. To call the “Active Investor” what it really is—the sole proprietor, the franchisee, the small-business owner—doesn’t fit well with the image Burley needs to convey in order to keep his dupes interested. He can’t afford to give his “students” the impression that being at Level 5 takes real work. 14-hour days 7 days a week for a couple years or more—the reality of the typical start-up, run by someone interested in making it successful—doesn’t quite jibe with the notion of “financial freedom” envisioned by Burley’s target market. These are the sort of people, you realize, who respond positively when Kiyosaki remarks, “I’m lazy. I’m also incompetent. The trouble with being competent: People call you up [to ask you to do things for them]… I keep myself incompetent...” So, Burley, quite rationally, dances around this issue. He keeps the description of the Active Investor in his report fairly brief. Among other things,
[Level Fives] consistently strive to optimize performance while minimizing risk. It is normal for this type of investor to have long-term annual rates of return of 20%-100%+. They intimately understand money and how it works. Level Five Active Investors become very wealthy. Their main working focus is on increasing their assets and thus their cash flow.
What’s annoying about the above characteristics is that, aside from being arbitrary, they’re entirely descriptive in nature—meaning that you won’t know you’re a Level 5 Investor until it’s too late for you to give a crap about it. Didn’t become wealthy? Well, you obviously weren’t really a Level 5. Didn’t earn 20%+ on your money? Sorry, you just didn’t have what it takes to be Level 5. Did you get filthy rich without any appreciable understanding of the “money game”? Clearly you're a Level 3 PIG who got lucky. Anyway, you get the idea…

In the final analysis, though, Burley’s descriptions of the 7 Levels of Investor aren’t meant to instruct or illuminate. Instead, Burley intends to inspire in his readers a burning desire to learn the Secrets of Professional Investors so that they can Win the Money Game, obtain the Blueprint for Success and The Keys to the Vault. Attend the Boot Camp and your status as a Level 5 Investor will undoubtedly be assured! Awareness, Attitude, and Action—i.e., pulling out that credit card and lining Burley’s pockets.

“But einzige,” I can hear you interjecting, “your argument seems to imply that becoming rich is an impossibility. The fact that rich people actually exist is a clear refutation of this notion. Ha!”

Here’s something that seems lost on all get-rich-quick scammers out there—let’s call it my “hook”, my aphorism:
Einzige’s Get-Rich-Quick Secret

Do something that others value

You never seem to hear this from the likes of Burley and Kiyosaki. The idea that an entrepreneur is beholden to the whims and tastes of the consuming public is an afterthought—if it is even mentioned at all. This idea, however, is central to the creation of wealth. Zalmon Gilbert Simmons did it with mattresses… Daniel Gray Reid did it with tin plates… Jeremiah Milbank did it with condensed milk… Henry O. Havemeyer did it with sugar… Rockefeller did it with kerosene… Ray Kroc did it with hamburgers… Andrew Carnegie did it with steel… John Sperling did it with an online private University… The list is endless! It has always irked me that the real estate gurus push the bullshit myth that all the wealthy got that way via real estate.

If you can put my Secret to work in combination with what I’ll call “Einzige’s Corollary” –

Do your thing better and/or cheaper than the next guy

– then you’ll really be off and running. If you can corner the market, even better! This is a little more difficult, though, because keeping competitors and imitators from biting at your heels is almost always impossible. There are still examples out there, though. Howard Stern is wealthy because his “product” is Howard Stern—though he has competition in the broader market for “shock jocks.” Michael Jordan is a similar case. He’s the only one capable of selling Michael Jordan, but there are others out there selling the product called “talented athlete.”

I can hear you now saying, “But einzige, your ‘secret’ isn’t helpful at all! Being an innovator isn’t easy!”

Ahhhh! Now you’re getting it. On the other hand, maybe it’s time to defer to the greater wisdom of überBurleyist Robyn Grinter on this one: “If you think you can, you’re right. If you think you can’t, you’re still right.”

Now, maybe there’s an improvement on Clason!

Saturday, May 06, 2006

The Housing Bubble

I just put up a post about the over at The Lippard Blog, both because I've been feeling bad that I haven't put anything up over there in a long time and because it seemed like a better location for the topic, anyway, since Jim has several bubble-related items of his own there.

Enjoy!

Thursday, May 04, 2006

John Burley's Dog and Pony Show

In my post talking about ’s book, I hypothesized that it’s probably as information-rich as his Boot Camp, even though it's $4980 cheaper. If you’ve read Burley’s promotional material for his Camp, you might object to my characterization, because, for example, on Day 2, the attendees are taken to downtown Phoenix to witness a trustee sale. Such an activity, however, is a complete waste of time, for several reasons.

In the first place, what is there to learn by attending a trustee’s sale? It’s just your standard auction, and who isn’t familiar with that? This is the 21st century. Who hasn’t been on eBay?

Next, as even Burley points out, these auctions are all cash. The typical Burley student doesn’t have any cash—or why would they be attending the Boot Camp? On top of that, most of the attendees are there to learn about Burley’s wrap technique, the point of which is to use as little cash as possible (otherwise your cash-on-cash returns evaporate). So, not only are Burley’s students unlikely to ever be capable of bidding in a trustee auction, they’re not likely ever to want to do so, either.

Something tells me that Burley also probably doesn’t mention a number of serious drawbacks to the trustee sale. It’s rare for a “distressed property” to even get to the auction, so the ones that do are likely to have a storied history. The owner has to have played ostrich—putting the mortgage several months into arrears (necessary before the foreclosure process can even begin). Then public notice of the auction has to happen at least 60 days prior. A lot can happen in those 5 to 6+ months. How many investors specializing in distressed properties do you think have spoken to the owner during that time (and still didn’t manage to put together a deal)? How much maintenance do you think the owner has been doing on the property? Do you think the owner is going to be happy to leave? If the house gets to auction then there’s a near certainty that it has a real problem—one that’s probably not going to be profitable for you to solve, even at “thirty to seventy cents on the dollar.”

Once bidding on the house starts, what do you think happens? The first thing is that the bank holding the primary mortgage bids the amount of the balance owed—to ensure they get paid. If that’s 90% of the market value of the home, then where’s your money going to be made? And what if it’s you who ends up making the winning bid? The question that should immediately come to mind is, “What do all these other people know that I don’t?” The Winner’s Curse isn’t just some witch doctor’s superstition.

Given all this, Boot Camp attendees are, in reality, paying about $500 for little more than a dog and pony show. John Burley, on the other hand, is laughing all the way to the bank.